How I love The Red Tent...

I DO love it so...it's amazing and I know why you ladies read it over and over. the words drip from the page! I love how they call their vag their "sex"...what the fuck is that? Look at the beautiful sisters.

trying things out girls

i love pics

NEW BOOK BITCHES...

tis the season to not rest on our laurels...as we gather in the coming week, we shall giggle and fart and eat and pick...our butts and a new book!! be thinking ladies.

WHERE'S FANNY???

WHERE IS FANNY?? THIS IS THE POST TO FIND FANNY. DID SHE GET STUCK WIPING BUTT??IS SHE STRANDED ON TOP ROPE?? USE ALL OF YOUR POWERS TO FIND FANNY. REWARD GIVEN(SEX TOYS) TO THE WINNER. GOOD LUCK TEAM. LEAVE SOME COMMENTS ON WHERE YOU THINK SHE IS.

new fun pics

Heres some new pics from my life the past month. Hope u enjoy. Who said geishas cant be rock stars. Haha I only have 20 more pages. i freakin love the book. The play is hectic and i almost quit. Its getting better. Dan took me flying, it was spectacular. The plane is so little and we were so high. Counting down, only 11 more days.

is it ok....?

If I fantasize about this man?

I fucking finished too, bitches

Vagalicious Book Club
I apologize for the language but I haven't started my goddamned period and I'm late too. what happened tinkerbell, did you get me pregnant??? Or did I get you pregnant! anyway, I finished the book last night and I love it!! I think Dave and his friend are beautiful and I wish I were riding with them. I'm going crazy. It's been raining here too and I'm climbing in a gym today. two weeks from today we'll all be together and eating and drinking and singing!!

OFFICIAL CHECK IN---I'M DONE

I'M OFFICIALLY MAKING THE POST WHERE YOU LEAVE A COMMENT TO SAY THAT YOU ARE DONE WITH THE BOOK. WHEN EVERYONE HAS LEFT A JAZZY LITTLE TID BIT SAYING YOU HAVE ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK, THEN WE CAN CHAT ABOUT IT. READ ON FELLOW VAG MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!

To Dave, vags, and rain

Here are our adventurous friends peddaling hard. I'm trying to keep the Vag club up to date and a little more creative. It has rained here for 8 days straight!!!!! we just cant believe it and are trying to enjoy it. I'm off the terrible day shift and start my regular eve shifts....thank goodness. Vag report---i must be more stressed out than i think b/c i was spotting. WHAT. I NEVER NEVER NEVER have spotted a week before my period so I broke down, paid $7.95 and took the test. One line means negative. amen and praise the flow!!!!!

where is everyone?

So where is everyone, why havent there been any new posts or comments. You know you check it everyday, just like me. The book is weird. IM half way done now. As for my vag report. ITs the full moon, im getting my period, im needing chocolate and im not cuddling or kissing anymore, Its for the better. Im so excited to see u guys in only 2 weeks. Rowen is now a interspecific corprophagia dog, or in other words, an dog that eats shit from other his and other species. Yep. im so proud. Luv u guys. Why is there not a season 6 of QAF. Im so sad.